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Sunday, June 25, 2006

My Temporary Revisiting of Bachelorhood

Tuesday morning, after dropping me off at work (with my bike), Bethany ventured off to her parents house to help out around the house and spend some time with them. I have been on my own ever since. Do not be concerned for me; as is evident by my posting, i have somehow survived on my own. I cannot pretend that there were no moments of peril. On the contrary, when one's bicycle stops working as it was intended to, when one is only half-way-home and one's bowels seem to be celebrating the 4th of July, peril does not seem potent enough of a word to describe my situation. But... here i am. Bike fixed, bowels regular, and probably in better shape then when Bethany headed out.

I assume that the immediate problem that most of you have, no doubt, spotted is that with my wife absent, i am left to make my own "meals". Fortunately, Dominoes delivers. The pizza was able to sustain my ever insatiable appetite for 2 days. Friday evening i was forced to heat up some ramen noodles and frozen vegetables. And much to my good fortune the Cherry family fed me last night. Other than that i have been surviving off of a steady diet of dill pickles and rasberry sherbet.

Now only hours remain till i am again reunited with my beloved spouse and i must finish my writing beacuse it is past lunchtime and i need to go eat some pickles.

11 Comments:

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    Though I am sad to hear of your dietary limitations, I'm actually suprised and a little impressed that you haven't reverted to a condiment sandwich! No more ranch in oatmeal for you! Good job!

     
  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger Viking Dusty said…

    We were out of bread.

     
  • At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh... um... Let's continue as though this conversation were going well!

    I may need storage space, but I'm still trying to decide what I'm taking and what I'm leaving. I'll probably be able to store stuff at my current house for at least another couple weeks, then I'll have to come back up and shuffle stuff around. So, thanks for the offer, I'll let you know as soon as I know!

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger Bethany said…

    Well hopefully this weekend of visiting bachelorhood will leave your stomach a bit more refreshed. The fridge is packed full of goodnessa and the microwave is right next to the fridge..but you know that. Love you dear..see you sunday!

     
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